Monday, July 13, 2015

Eight Clues That You Have Resting Bitch Face

Have you ever heard the term "RBF" or "Resting Bitch Face", because I totally have. I self-diagnosed myself with RBF in 2006. Urban Dictionary (my go-to for any colloqualisms) defines RBF as "a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to." Often, this phenomenon goes unnoticed, but here are some key clues that you have Resting Bitch Face.

Clue Number One: People often come up to you and ask if you are upset about something or if you're having a bad day.

Clue Number Two: Strangers rarely approach you for directions, ask the time, ask to pet your dog, or anything of the sorts. Sometimes, they even directly avoid you or move out of your way.

Clue Number Three: It's hard to make new friends because when you meet people for the first time, they think that you hate them.

Clue Number Four: On that note, flirting is also a struggle because your RBF scares away all the cute ones.

Clue Number Five: When you make a joke, people are unsure to laugh or not because they can't tell if you're serious or joking.

Clue Number Six: You often get called into your boss's office to discuss "how you're liking your job," because every one at the office thinks you want to secretly kill them.

Clue Number Seven: Candid photos always end up making you look sullen, hungry, upset, or all of the above.

Clue Number Eight: Often people say that you remind them of Rihanna, Anna Wintour, Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart, or Victoria Beckham.

Now what do you think? Can you diagnose yourself with Resting Bitch face?

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